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A spider just crawled out of the bowl of Froot Loops I was about to eat. Not sure if it came out of the box of cereal, or was in the bowl before the cereal was poured... but I won't be eating out of either regardless. *shudder*
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I know that when I see the new Hyundai commercial featuring Rolfe singing "Sixteen Going on Seventeen" I'm supposed to think about how I should buy a new Hyundai Sonata in order to avoid being vehicular-manslaughtered by a reckless teen driver, but mostly I just think about Nazis. Probably not what they were going for. OR IS IT?

(I'm pretty sure that the subject line should actually be "sechzehn bald siebzehn," but then it wouldn't sound right when you sing it! Sorry, native German speakers!)
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Thank you, Tivo, for your super-helpful description of the X-Files episode "Theef," which I can't place at all based on the title: "Mulder and Scully investigate a string of murders tied to the occult."

(The description doesn't ring any bells either, but I'm sure I've seen it, since I foolishly watched the show 'til the bitter end. I suppose I will record it, if for no other reason than to see whether I don't remember it because it was so horrible I blocked it from my mind, or because it was merely mediocre and forgettable. At least I know Scully's going to be looking awesome, with her 7th season haircut that everyone hated but me!)
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So, I spent my Sunday making fun of Peter Graves with my dad and brother after watching the MST3k version of "Parts: The Clonus Horror." And then I came home and got on the internet and found out that Peter Graves died Sunday morning.



30 Dec 2009 05:14 pm
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Oh my god, "Bulls on Parade" is "classic rock" now?? Shut up, KZOK.

eta: "Closer" too?? Really? On the Greatest Classic Rocks Songs of All Time countdown? Along with all kinds of Black Sabbath and AC/DC and Led Zeppelin? REALLY?!
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So, I feel like I never have anything to post about here. I work, I go to school, and I eat dinner at my parents' house every Sunday. Good times, I guess, but pretty boring. I got a cat a couple of months ago. Her name is Gypsy, and she's basically lives under my bed. Someday, when she stops being afraid of the camera, I will post a picture.

Since there is literally nothing else of interest happening with me, here is a list of some random thoughts I've had about TV lately:
    • Why am I suddenly shipping Jeff and Annie from Community?

    • Community, BTW, has turned out to be *Barney Stinson Voice* deee-lightful. If 30 Rock doesn't step it up over the next few episodes, it may just become my #1 Thursday night comedy.

    • I think I might have to stop watching The Office? It's been sooooo boring since Jim and Pam got engaged, and there are like 85 other things I could be watching on Thursday nights.

    • I feel like I should Netflix Leverage, because it seems like a show I would really like, but I don't think I can deal with Christian Kane's stupid hair. It repulses me.

    • I have watched four seasons of It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia in the last week. How was I not watching this show before? Why do I love Charlie so much?

    • If you are not watching The Venture Bros. on Adult Swim, you need to start immediately.

    • Certain Criminal Intent spoilers are killing my soul. I actually didn't mind the idea of watching Jeff Goldblum Jeff-Goldblum it up on the show full time (lord knows I can't imagine staying at the same job for nine years, so, you know, good for you VDO and KE), but if those certain spoilers come to pass, I will cry forever. FOREVER, YOU BASTARDS!

    • On a scale of 1-10, exactly how much sex do you think Mike and Connie from Law & Order are having off camera? (Votes between 1 and 9 will be considered invalid.) Also: does Jeremy Sisto's contract have a clause stating that Lupo must be humiliated "x" times per episode? Because HOLY JESUS, you guys! What is going on with him??

    • Every Sunday at my parents' we've been re-watching The X-Files. We're up to the middle of season 2 right now, so we should finish the series sometime in... 2011. I was soooooo burned out on this show for years after it ended, so I'm happy to report that it is still the GREATEST SHOW OF ALL TIME. This opinion may change once I have to sit through "The Truth" again, but for now, I AM GIDDY WITH LOVE. OMGOMGOMG.

That is all. Oh, except I signed up for Twitter @SwissMisstery for the express purpose of following Tracy Morgan and the guys from MST3k. So lame. Damn you, Twitter! I held out for so long. :(


29 Jul 2009 12:11 pm
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I know, I know, we are all a bunch of whiny crybabies about the heat, but GROSS. I am going to end up going to the movie theater more times this week than in the last year combined. Stupid attic apartment.

Now, let's all take a moment to enjoy the fact that no one at KOMO could figure out how to change the font size or widen the day columns on their seven-day forecast, because this is NEVER EVER SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN HERE:

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Better than I feared, but not as good as I hoped.

The X-Files: I Want to Believe )

PS: Clone Wars looks lame, you guys.

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So, in a fit of insanity my sister and I decided it would be a great idea to go to the midnight showing of The X-Files. I still have three hours before the movie even starts, and I'm falling asleep on the couch. Um, whoops. I must persevere, though, because NEW MULDER AND SCULLY OMG!!1!

Work is going to be AWESOME tomorrow, I can tell.

I wonder if I have some coffee around here somewhere...
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Last night I dumped Supernatural. I deleted the five episodes I hadn't watched, my TiVo season pass, all the LJ communities I was watching, and all the SPN-related interests from my profile.

About 5% of this was, yes, because of the misogyny. The bigger issue for me, though, was that the show has gone from sort of okay (season one) to really, really awful (mid-season three). The writing, acting, and fandom all finally combined to create a black hole of suck from which nothing good could escape. Also, shows about dudes hanging out with other dudes are BORING.

Anyway, now I have more time to watch shows that don't actively fill me with rage because of their crappiness!



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