An Open Letter to Madonna

Dear Madonna,

Please stop. Almost everything you've put out over the past decade has been unmitigated crap. The media blitz for your current album is bordering on harassment. If I wanted to listen to poorly constructed techno beats I would simply turn the volume up while playing Super Mario World. At least that would have some sort of redeeming entertainment value, anyway.

Just go be with your children and never show your face in public again.

Thank You,
People With Taste