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funktagious) wrote2002-05-19 03:18 pm
funktagious) wrote2002-05-19 03:18 pm
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Chris Carter: Stupid, Talentless Bastard
Gah. I just read the X-Files finale timeline. I feel much better not watching now that I know that it is going to completely blow goats. Still recording though, because my beautiful Alex and Marita are there (even if for only a couple minutes each). At least I can fast forward through all the crap and just watch their parts.
So, basically the entire point of this episode was to tell us that alien colinization will not begin until 2012. Way to wrap that up, Chris, you ass. God. Especially considering that, at this point, a movie is unlikely regardless of what Chris Carter says, because according to FOX they've hardly even discussed it and most everyone there has hated Chris Carter and the show for years now.
In happier news, there is no baby, and Mulder and Scully do not have sex. Furthermore, there is no concrete proof that they ever had sex before, and, it is almost made certian that William is not Mulder's.
I can't wait to check out the Haven Boards after this thing airs, because I've got the feeling that the place will be in complete and utter Shippie-rage induced chaos once they realize that, aside from a couple of half-assed "shippy" moments, absoloutely nothing was accomplished. Fantastic.
So, basically the entire point of this episode was to tell us that alien colinization will not begin until 2012. Way to wrap that up, Chris, you ass. God. Especially considering that, at this point, a movie is unlikely regardless of what Chris Carter says, because according to FOX they've hardly even discussed it and most everyone there has hated Chris Carter and the show for years now.
In happier news, there is no baby, and Mulder and Scully do not have sex. Furthermore, there is no concrete proof that they ever had sex before, and, it is almost made certian that William is not Mulder's.
I can't wait to check out the Haven Boards after this thing airs, because I've got the feeling that the place will be in complete and utter Shippie-rage induced chaos once they realize that, aside from a couple of half-assed "shippy" moments, absoloutely nothing was accomplished. Fantastic.