funktagious | tragedy!

So, my laptop is DEAD. My sister's computer, which I'm posting from, is full of spyware that even AdAware can't get rid of because my brother is a damn fool (who is now banned from all of the computers because of his complete computer retardation) and is therefore NOT MUCH BETTER. Especially since IBM doesn't ship System Restore disks with this model (great plan, fuckwads, especially since the Windows installer on your downloadable one is CORRUPTED, and cannot actually be installed--nevermind the fact that a less computer-savvy person who may have wanted to reformat their hard drive would NEVER have found it on your crap-ass site) so I have to jump through a gazillion hoops just to have them mail one to me in FOUR TO SIX WEEKS.

Microsoft, Compaq, and IBM: All of you suck. Please die.

However, to replace it I'm getting a brand-new 15-inch PowerBook tomorrow. 1.5 gig processor, 80 gig hard drive, 2 gigs of RAM, and NO WINDOWS, babies. Hell yes. I will be paying it off for three years, but it will be SO FUCKING WORTH IT.

*does the dance of new computer deliciousness*