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funktagious) wrote2005-07-07 01:46 am
funktagious) wrote2005-07-07 01:46 am
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Getting up early sucks. Also, Hornblower.
Okay, so, the first Hornblower movie was awesome in every possible way. Netflix had better continue their streak of super-fast shipping for the next one, or else I will freak out. Upon watching it, though, I have to wonder: Does Jamie Bamber only do projects where he will be surrounded by other wee people? Because, dude, based on Hornblower and BSG, I seriously think he might. Tiniest. Casts. Ever!
Horatio Hornblower: The Duel
Awww, look! It's a tiny little Jamie Bamber.
I am officially in love with Archie.
It is super weird hearing JB speak with an accent.
Hee. That guy just made fun of Horatio's name.
Poor guy, I would've been totally seasick too.
Who is this Simpson dude? What a jackass!
Heh. "Vittles" is a funny word.
Okay, Archie is righteously freaked. Seriously, why don't they all just work together to beat the crap out of Simpson? I doubt he would be able to take on a group of five guys alone.
Nice dance moves, Horatio.
Maybe I've been watching too much Oz... but my first thought when Archie started convulsing and Clayton explained what ailed him was that Simpson totally raped him.
Styles, you are a jerk!
OMG! He's stuck in the rigging! Sad.
Heh. Teacher lays the smackdown on Simpson. Awesome.
Oh man, Horatio is going to be the only one with the right answer, and Simpson's gonna be pissed, isn't he?
Archie just looked so sad when the instructor said he was wrong.
I so called it! Simpson is gonna kick Horatio's ass!
Archie constantly looks like he's going to barf when he's around Simpson.
The inquisition? Seriously, WHY have they not ganged up on him yet?
Um, ouch.
Okay, these other guys who just sit around and watch are annoying me. He can't fight off all of you at once! Kick his ass!
Clayton! You rock! But you totally should have been holding onto that gun more tightly.
These abrupt scene changes are kind of bugging me. How did Horatio get down from the rigging? What happened between Clayton and Simpson after Clayton lost the gun? I need to know!
Oh man, Horatio isn't gonna tell. Fuck "honor," or whatever, I would have been telling on Simpson like crazy!
Ew, Horatio has to work with Simpson! Suck.
Ha! Horatio demands satisfaction! The only way that could have been better was if he had slapped Simpson with a glove first.
And now it's on!
Dude, Clayton, if you are doing what I think you're doing with that piece of wood... oh. You are. Duuuude. It is now totally obvious that you are going to die.
JB's facial expression when he steps off the coach at the duel is priceless. I cannot even describe it.
Oh, now he's back to looking like he's gonna puke at any second, though.
Awww, Clayton is going to die. I was kind of hoping I would be wrong about that.
And now Horatio is going to feel all guilty and full of angst.
Clayton's death face was seriously bizarre.
Great, a threat of flaying. That always ends well!
Archie's excitement over going to war is kind of hilarious.
Ha! Archie's purposely messing with the guys. Excellent.
Don't be an idiot, Horatio! Thank god the captain gave him a talking to.
Horatio, take a break from your angstfulness to be excited!
I love it when JB smiles. We don't get to see it much on BSG, but, man, he is adorable when he smiles.
Pellew is already pissed at Horatio, and he's only been on the ship for, like, ten seconds!
"He gets bit sometimes." Um, WTF?
Okay, that is just GROSS. Fuckin' RATS? *shudders*
Horatio is AWESOME when he's pissed.
Boy, JB's hair sure is fluffy.
Whee! Cannon fight!
OMG, that guy's leg!
"I killed two! Well, one, certainly." Heh. Archie! You are adorable, even when being way overexcited about killing possibly two guys!
And Horatio has earned the trust and loyalty of his men. Aw.
Horatio gets a command! And Archie is totally jealous, but very nice about it! Love!
Of course, the French would be drunk. And wearing funny hats (although, who isn't wearing a funny hat in this movie?).
I like how when Horatio tells Styles to put down the drink, Styles not only puts down the bottle, but opens his mouth so that what he drank can be whisked away by the breeze. Klassy!
So, Horatio is having prophetic dreams, now? Why is it that everything I watch EVER ends up having some kind of weird prophecy angle?
Of course they end up having to abandon the ship. Man, Horatio, everything you touch just turns to shit, doesn't it?
And then, the French take over the boat. Because Horatio is cursed!
Way to be nice to Finch, dude. That was very cool of him.
!!! Clever bastard!
Hee! He heads straight for Archie as soon as he returns to the Indefatigable, because they are BFF!
Oh no! It's Simpson! Leave him in the water! Gahhh!
Poor Horatio and Archie are freaking out again.
OMG, Simpson is totally volunteering just to get a chance to exact revenge on Horatio and Archie.
Archie! OMG! What the crap did Jack do to you?!
Horatio looked like he was going to be sick when he had to whack Archie over the head.
Simpson set Archie adrift?! Would someone please kill him already? GOD.
How did NO ONE see Simpson pointing a pistol up at one of their own guys? Dude!
Um, Simpson, if you're going to attempt to murder someone, you had damn well better make sure they don't see you do it. Or, you know, actually murder them. Lameass.
Eccleston is DEAD! Sadness! Hm. In his death scene, he kind of looked like a young Victor Garber.
WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE KICK SIMPSON'S ASS ALREADY? Lordy.
THANK YOU, Horatio! You rock!
Heeeeere he comes to save the day!
Hooray for going against the articles of war!
Great, now Simpson is demanding satisfaction! Heh.
Okay, there are three other people standing within earshot Simpson. If you're going to confess to setting Archie adrift and attempting to murder Horatio, you could at least try to whisper!
Bastard shot early! Christ, would someone KILL HIM?
Horatio, you are a better person than I am.
See, now he's gonna just try to kill you again, dude!
Woah, way to go Captain Pellew!
Where is Archie?! Noooooo! I know he'll be back in the third movie, but it is just cruel to leave everyone hanging like that!
I should probably go to bed, but I am too lazy to get up and brush my teeth. This is probably very, very bad, as I have to be at work less than six hours. Gross.
Horatio Hornblower: The Duel
Awww, look! It's a tiny little Jamie Bamber.
I am officially in love with Archie.
It is super weird hearing JB speak with an accent.
Hee. That guy just made fun of Horatio's name.
Poor guy, I would've been totally seasick too.
Who is this Simpson dude? What a jackass!
Heh. "Vittles" is a funny word.
Okay, Archie is righteously freaked. Seriously, why don't they all just work together to beat the crap out of Simpson? I doubt he would be able to take on a group of five guys alone.
Nice dance moves, Horatio.
Maybe I've been watching too much Oz... but my first thought when Archie started convulsing and Clayton explained what ailed him was that Simpson totally raped him.
Styles, you are a jerk!
OMG! He's stuck in the rigging! Sad.
Heh. Teacher lays the smackdown on Simpson. Awesome.
Oh man, Horatio is going to be the only one with the right answer, and Simpson's gonna be pissed, isn't he?
Archie just looked so sad when the instructor said he was wrong.
I so called it! Simpson is gonna kick Horatio's ass!
Archie constantly looks like he's going to barf when he's around Simpson.
The inquisition? Seriously, WHY have they not ganged up on him yet?
Um, ouch.
Okay, these other guys who just sit around and watch are annoying me. He can't fight off all of you at once! Kick his ass!
Clayton! You rock! But you totally should have been holding onto that gun more tightly.
These abrupt scene changes are kind of bugging me. How did Horatio get down from the rigging? What happened between Clayton and Simpson after Clayton lost the gun? I need to know!
Oh man, Horatio isn't gonna tell. Fuck "honor," or whatever, I would have been telling on Simpson like crazy!
Ew, Horatio has to work with Simpson! Suck.
Ha! Horatio demands satisfaction! The only way that could have been better was if he had slapped Simpson with a glove first.
And now it's on!
Dude, Clayton, if you are doing what I think you're doing with that piece of wood... oh. You are. Duuuude. It is now totally obvious that you are going to die.
JB's facial expression when he steps off the coach at the duel is priceless. I cannot even describe it.
Oh, now he's back to looking like he's gonna puke at any second, though.
Awww, Clayton is going to die. I was kind of hoping I would be wrong about that.
And now Horatio is going to feel all guilty and full of angst.
Clayton's death face was seriously bizarre.
Great, a threat of flaying. That always ends well!
Archie's excitement over going to war is kind of hilarious.
Ha! Archie's purposely messing with the guys. Excellent.
Don't be an idiot, Horatio! Thank god the captain gave him a talking to.
Horatio, take a break from your angstfulness to be excited!
I love it when JB smiles. We don't get to see it much on BSG, but, man, he is adorable when he smiles.
Pellew is already pissed at Horatio, and he's only been on the ship for, like, ten seconds!
"He gets bit sometimes." Um, WTF?
Okay, that is just GROSS. Fuckin' RATS? *shudders*
Horatio is AWESOME when he's pissed.
Boy, JB's hair sure is fluffy.
Whee! Cannon fight!
OMG, that guy's leg!
"I killed two! Well, one, certainly." Heh. Archie! You are adorable, even when being way overexcited about killing possibly two guys!
And Horatio has earned the trust and loyalty of his men. Aw.
Horatio gets a command! And Archie is totally jealous, but very nice about it! Love!
Of course, the French would be drunk. And wearing funny hats (although, who isn't wearing a funny hat in this movie?).
I like how when Horatio tells Styles to put down the drink, Styles not only puts down the bottle, but opens his mouth so that what he drank can be whisked away by the breeze. Klassy!
So, Horatio is having prophetic dreams, now? Why is it that everything I watch EVER ends up having some kind of weird prophecy angle?
Of course they end up having to abandon the ship. Man, Horatio, everything you touch just turns to shit, doesn't it?
And then, the French take over the boat. Because Horatio is cursed!
Way to be nice to Finch, dude. That was very cool of him.
!!! Clever bastard!
Hee! He heads straight for Archie as soon as he returns to the Indefatigable, because they are BFF!
Oh no! It's Simpson! Leave him in the water! Gahhh!
Poor Horatio and Archie are freaking out again.
OMG, Simpson is totally volunteering just to get a chance to exact revenge on Horatio and Archie.
Archie! OMG! What the crap did Jack do to you?!
Horatio looked like he was going to be sick when he had to whack Archie over the head.
Simpson set Archie adrift?! Would someone please kill him already? GOD.
How did NO ONE see Simpson pointing a pistol up at one of their own guys? Dude!
Um, Simpson, if you're going to attempt to murder someone, you had damn well better make sure they don't see you do it. Or, you know, actually murder them. Lameass.
Eccleston is DEAD! Sadness! Hm. In his death scene, he kind of looked like a young Victor Garber.
WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE KICK SIMPSON'S ASS ALREADY? Lordy.
THANK YOU, Horatio! You rock!
Heeeeere he comes to save the day!
Hooray for going against the articles of war!
Great, now Simpson is demanding satisfaction! Heh.
Okay, there are three other people standing within earshot Simpson. If you're going to confess to setting Archie adrift and attempting to murder Horatio, you could at least try to whisper!
Bastard shot early! Christ, would someone KILL HIM?
Horatio, you are a better person than I am.
See, now he's gonna just try to kill you again, dude!
Woah, way to go Captain Pellew!
Where is Archie?! Noooooo! I know he'll be back in the third movie, but it is just cruel to leave everyone hanging like that!
I should probably go to bed, but I am too lazy to get up and brush my teeth. This is probably very, very bad, as I have to be at work less than six hours. Gross.